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Vasectomy Friday!

Learn about our "Sports' Themed Vasectomies" and "The Angry Wife Special".

Mention our internet special code: VASSNAD, to learn about our specials.

 

VASECTOMY FRIDAY!!! NO NEEDLES? NO SCALPELS!!

 

Free consultation! Every patient goes home with a pizza, frozen peas, and a weekend prescription for watching unlimited sports!

 

Gentlemen: If your wife is angry because she has gone through childbirth, and a lot of pain to deliver your children, please consider our "angry wife special", instead. Your wife knows there are no needles and no scalpels for your vasectomy! A free box of chocolates for every angry wife!